Wedding Jokes
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Whether married or planning, sometimes you just need a good laugh!
Laughter is always the best medicine, and if you need a giggle with your partner, then we are here to help. We have assembled a selection of hilarious wedding and marriage jokes that we are sure everyone will love. Use these if you are writing a wedding speech or just want some light-hearted laughs that you can relate to with your marriage! Below, you will find 25 different wedding and marriage jokes. Check out some of our hilarious mother-in-law jokes whilst you in the giggling mood.
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Wedding Joke
My wife says I never listen…or something like that.
My mother-in-law fell a wishing well; I was amazed…I never knew they worked!
Marriage requires a man to prepare for 3 different rings;
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
3. suffering
Love is a long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
Marriage isn’t a word; it’s a sentence (a life sentence!)
I married Miss Right, I didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Wedding Joke
Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger? He’s trying to figure out the combination.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.
The wedding is a love match, pure and simple. She’s pure and he’s simple.
There was a man who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months…I don’t like to interrupt her.
They married for better or for worse – he couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.
My husband and I had a very happy twenty years. After that, we met.
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Wedding Joke
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take, the husband gives and the wife takes.
It doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same boss.
If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I’ll take that as a compliment.
Woman: “I got a set of golf clubs for my husband.” Friend: “Great trade!”
Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in…Yes, dear.
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Wedding Joke
Scientists have just discovered something that can do all the work of five men…a woman.
The saying is true; love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye opener.
If a man is in the middle of nowhere and there isn’t a woman around, is he still wrong?
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die…
When a woman makes a fool of a man its usually an improvement.
Husband: “I want to go somewhere on holiday this year that I’ve never been before.” Wife: “Well how about the kitchen?”
25 Hilarious Wedding Jokes
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Wrap Up
In conclusion, whether you're in the throes of wedding planning or want a good chuckle with your spouse, our curated selection of wedding and marriage jokes is the perfect remedy for a dose of light-hearted fun. Not only are these jokes great for a laugh between partners, but they can also be incorporated into wedding speeches to inject humour into the proceedings. And don't forget about our mother-in-law jokes for an extra giggle!
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