Wedding Jokes

Whether married or planning, sometimes you just need a good laugh!

Laughter is always the best medicine, and if you need a giggle with your partner, then we are here to help. We have assembled a selection of hilarious wedding and marriage jokes that we are sure everyone will love. Use these if you are writing a wedding speech or just want some light-hearted laughs that you can relate to with your marriage! Below, you will find 25 different wedding and marriage jokes. Check out some of our hilarious mother-in-law jokes whilst you in the giggling mood.

Wedding Joke

My wife says I never listen…or something like that.

My mother-in-law fell a wishing well; I was amazed…I never knew they worked!

Marriage requires a man to prepare for 3 different rings;

1. engagement ring

2. wedding ring

3. suffering

Love is a long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Marriage isn’t a word; it’s a sentence (a life sentence!)

I married Miss Right, I didn’t know her first name was Always.

Wedding Jokes

Wedding Joke

Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger? He’s trying to figure out the combination.

What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newly-webs.

The wedding is a love match, pure and simple. She’s pure and he’s simple.

There was a man who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.

I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months…I don’t like to interrupt her.

They married for better or for worse – he couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.

My husband and I had a very happy twenty years. After that, we met.

Wedding Jokes

Wedding Joke

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take, the husband gives and the wife takes.

It doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same boss.

If it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I’ll take that as a compliment.

Woman: “I got a set of golf clubs for my husband.” Friend: “Great trade!”

Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in…Yes, dear.

Wedding Joke

Scientists have just discovered something that can do all the work of five men…a woman.

The saying is true; love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye opener.

If a man is in the middle of nowhere and there isn’t a woman around, is he still wrong?

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die…

When a woman makes a fool of a man its usually an improvement.

Husband: “I want to go somewhere on holiday this year that I’ve never been before.” Wife: “Well how about the kitchen?”

25 Hilarious Wedding Jokes

Wedding Jokes

Wrap Up

In conclusion, whether you're in the throes of wedding planning or want a good chuckle with your spouse, our curated selection of wedding and marriage jokes is the perfect remedy for a dose of light-hearted fun. Not only are these jokes great for a laugh between partners, but they can also be incorporated into wedding speeches to inject humour into the proceedings. And don't forget about our mother-in-law jokes for an extra giggle!

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Posted in Blog on 14th January 2020