Secret Confessions of a Butler in the Buff
The cheeky confessions of when a Butler in the Buff attends a hen party…
You’ve heard the phrase: “What goes on tour, stays on tour”.
It’s usually stags that enforce the don’t-tell rule, with strippers and lap dancing clubs being common “rites of passage”.
When it comes to showing the bride-to-be what she’s missing, guys can breathe a sigh of relief: hen parties tend to prefer less sleaze. Sweaty strippers gyrating on the bride-to-be’s lap or being in a frenzied crowd of women anticipating a glance of The Full Monty with the hunger of an escapee nun aren’t most hens’ first choice.
Enter the Butler in the Buff: with a glimpse of a bum, a buff bod to boot and at your disposal to meet and greet, fetch drinks or even play hen party games host, they are hot stuff. So hot they never fail to fall from our top 3 hen party activities.
So just what goes on when a Butler in the Buff shows up at a hen party? How much do they have to handle? And are the mums, the bride or the hens the most outrageous?
We interviewed a number of Butlers in the Buff and their stories are saucy and funny…
If you’re a man reading this, there’s no need to go issuing any ultimatums. Believe me, I've been there. As a past bride-to-be blessed with the presence of a Butler in the Buff, I can attest to the following
- The Butlers may have get his bum groped. (OK, he did – the photo is below.)
- We did offer him drinks. (We were raised with manners, thank you.)
- I’m pretty sure we didn’t try to remove his apron. (C’mon, the drinks were flowing all night, so who knows?!.)
BUT…the survey speaks for itself: it’s the mums who are the most flirtatious. Why? One guy summed it up: “They think they can get away with it more”. They know full well that any flirting and sexual innuendo is just that, and that there’s not a chance-in-hell they’ll be taken seriously!
With a hen party full of mostly taken women it was the same: the chance to use our worst chat-up lines, tongue-firmly-in-cheek (and sometimes tongue near another cheek), knowing full-well it would be met with a perfect gentleman’s rebuff.
And our Butler in the Buff? He seemed to enjoy being part of an energetic party, where we soon forgot he was walking around half-naked and were waited on hand and foot by a charming man.
Stripper or Butler in the Buff? Having been the recipient of a stripper at my 18th and the witness to a stripper at a recent hen party, I’ll let you in on another secret: the latter was met with a much warmer reception all round!.
Well, at least the ones provided by us at Funktion Events. We pride themselves on not just selecting for looks but also selecting for personality too. And with a more than happy hen party, including a mum who hates smut in any form, it shows!
And my now-husband didn’t even blink an eye at the Facebook photos…what’s love without trust, hey?!
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